Welcome to Fifty Shades of Khaki, online shop and blog site. Niche products and quality gift items, branded with tongue-in-cheek, humorous slogans – South African-style. Catchphrases primarily aim to inspire, awaken a sense of playfulness and tickle your funny bone.

Our main tagline says it all:” Dominate Your Matrix” – to invoke a can-do attitude and confident identity.

This phrase was coined by Donna Maytricks and Tugdosie [ tœxdo:si ]? Old school mates turned frenemies, now the Fifty Shades of Khaki blogging-duo.

Tugdosie leads a simple life as a seasonal sheep shearer and sought-after water diviner in the Karoo. Donna is a city girl who runs workshops encouraging women to celebrate their bodies, be it any shape or size and to express their sexuality in a healthy and playful manner.

Write to them for advice or share your trials and stories of inspiration. How are you dominating your matrix?

‘Keep it within good taste’, no politics, sleaze or shaming.